http://jewishmanual.com A satirical manual to the unwritten rules of being a Jew Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:08:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 http://jewishmanual.com/2010/03/want-to-contribute/ http://jewishmanual.com/2010/03/want-to-contribute/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:07:21 +0000 molo http://jewishmanual.com/?p=23 Want to contribute? Send a email with your rules to rules@jewishmanual.com

]]> http://jewishmanual.com/2010/03/want-to-contribute/feed/ 2 http://jewishmanual.com/2009/12/rule-2-dont-kill-spiders/ http://jewishmanual.com/2009/12/rule-2-dont-kill-spiders/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:54:40 +0000 molo http://jewishmanual.com/?p=21 Don’t kill spiders. It is a Jewish superstition that if you kill a spider you will not have any money. If you flush a spider down the toilet, you are flushing money down the drain. So don’t kill spiders.

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