Don’t kill spiders. It is a Jewish superstition that if you kill a spider you will not have any money. If you flush a spider down the toilet, you are flushing money down the drain. So don’t kill spiders.
The Jewish Manual
A satirical manual to the unwritten rules of being a Jew
Rule #1: Only a Jew and honorary Jew is allowed to make Jewish jokes. Christians, Muslims, Buddhist, etc. are not allowed to make said jokes. Also only a Jew and honorary Jew is allowed to call another person a Jew. Otherwise it is offensive. Don’t do it.
This blog will have various categories that will be classified as chapters. Each chapter will have both Rules as well as Stories. The following are the preliminary chapters in no particular order:
- The Basics
- Negotiations
- Superstitions
- Money
- Begging
- Guilt
- Dating
- Marriage
- Work
- Mothers
- Food
- Honorary Jews
There are many unwritten rules of being a Jew. Every Jew knows them and we pass it down from generation to generation. How to negotiate? How to beg? Why you always need to eat? Most importantly, how to become an Honorary Jew? We will bring incite into the hidden manual. This blog is written by Jews and Honorary Jews for all to read. With religion comes comedy, so please take this blog as what it is, a satire.
Rules: These are the rules of the Jewish Manual. Every rule has been tested and executed with the expertise that only Jews and Honorary Jews can have.
Stories & Experiences: These are the stories of real live Jews practicing the art of being a Jew. Not every person can pull off being a Jew. That is why there is so few of us. And even fewer Honorary Jews.
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- Administrative (3)
- Rules (3)
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